I’m fascinated by the appointment of young Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to head of the medical directorship of the country. Surely everyone should save a great deal of money on health care by finding and applying some:

“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”

Moreover, broom parking at the National Hospital and around the White House will save space for profitable cannabis and poppy gardens, where “lilacs last in the dooryard bloomed.”

Dr. William Burgess Leavenworth, Ph.D.
Searsmont