After more than 50 years, a Christmas tale more like Seinfeld than O. Henry.
J.P. Devine
Don’t sit next to J.P. Devine at Christmas dinner
Every family has someone who sits across the table and says two things at Christmas: “Merry Christmas” and “You gonna finish that?”
J.P. Devine is looking for Barney the handyman
The problem is the once-ubiquitous handyman has faded from the American scene.
A pox on those stores open on Thanksgiving
As the big-box stores look to take advantage of the shopping glut, there will be no Jerry Devine to fill in for all the people who have to work on Thanksgiving.
Thanks for the memories
For those of us of a certain age, we remember an immutable time when people, seasons and songs of love were a constant part of our lives.
J.P. Devine comes unglutened
Gluten, from Latin and meaning “glue,” is a protein composite found in foods processed from wheat, barley or rye.
Who’s at the door?
It’s just a rumor, but the tweet is that two women went to the homes of Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell on Halloween, dressed as Hillary Clinton and Kathleen Sebelius.
Trying to keep the chill off
She’s at the dentist now. I could turn it up for an hour then quickly, when she pulls into the driveway, turn it down. No, that won’t work, because it will still be too warm.
Christopher Columbus’ legend: down in history or infamy?
The true story of the Italian explorer is so ugly that almost nobody wants to talk about it. As the old Western cowboy writers always said, “Forget the truth, print the legend.”